Stupidly Small

Two excellent idiots discuss a range of important topics

About the show

The Stupidly Small Podcast is a short daily podcast conversation between two people who can't really believe they're friends. Funny, occasionally insightful, always honest, this is half an hour a day shared between people who have one thing in common: they do this podcast together.

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  • Episode 686: Society Rejected Me

    February 27th, 2018  |  21 mins 53 secs
    driving, ethics, parking

    Let Lorin know if you have a gold car.

  • Episode 685: Never marry an early adopter

    February 22nd, 2018  |  11 mins 13 secs
    alexa, amazon, the jackpot, waze

    Happy Thursday everybody. With apologies to The Jackpot.

  • Episode 684: A Mutual Explosion

    February 21st, 2018  |  21 mins 37 secs
    podcasts, steel boots, working

    Ooooh err.

  • Episode 683: Providing food for the young and funky

    February 20th, 2018  |  23 mins 40 secs
    bendigo, shiver me tingies, time, youth

    In which Stew realises he ain't as young as he used to be, and we discuss whether time is a construct. ALSO: shiver me tingies!

    12:41 finished

    13ish shiver me tingies

  • Episode 682: Thomas Caldwell and his German cat

    February 19th, 2018  |  29 mins 28 secs
    cats, mailbag monday, movies, thomas caldwell

    Today's podcast contains the first ever edit in Stupidly Small podcast history. It also includes one or two references to our film and culture correspondent Thomas Caldwell.

  • Episode 681: Smuggling something to the wrong side of somewhere

    February 13th, 2018  |  22 mins 5 secs
    five day bender, fivedaybenber, jaffle machine

    One of us has been on a #fivedaybender and the other of us has boring conversations about jaffle machine design. Welcome back...

  • Episode 680: The time Stew babysat

    February 7th, 2018  |  16 mins 53 secs
    babysitting, friends, idiots, organisation

    Stew's babysitting adventure went... interestingly.

  • Episode 679: Look mum, the babysitter's Stew

    February 6th, 2018  |  5 mins 24 secs
    babysitting, horse racing, small

    The shortest podcast in the world.

  • Episode 678: Do not leave the lentils in my backyard

    February 5th, 2018  |  23 mins 33 secs
    hot tips, lentils, parenting

    How to leave the house in five minutes, plus two hot tips from Stew.

  • Episode 677: Best Ticket Ever

    February 2nd, 2018  |  17 mins 17 secs
    podcasts, politics

    In which we consider running for office.

  • Episode 676: Unreasonably Loyal

    February 1st, 2018  |  29 mins 11 secs
    loyalty, video

    Things get off to a shaky start here but we're headed towards a quesion of loyalty.

  • Episode 675: Jobs we have loved

    January 30th, 2018  |  23 mins 18 secs
    careers, jobs, truck driving

    In this episode we name check Willy Loman and Joseph Goebbels and discuss possible careers, from truck driving to being a right wing shock jock. This is Lovett or Leave It:

  • Episode 674: Your move, chief.

    January 24th, 2018  |  24 mins 25 secs
    chocolate, prison, teaching

    In which Lorin becomes an inspirational teacher and Stewart becomes a chocolatier.

  • Episode 673: Interrupted by a baby

    January 22nd, 2018  |  17 mins 50 secs
    bill maher, jerry seinfeld, metoo, politics

    This podcast is interrupted by a baby. Stew loves Bill Maher (eyeroll emoji).
    Lorin just gets talking about the #metoo movement when a baby delivers a short oration. To be continued… maybe.

  • Episode 672: How bad are the interstate fridge mechanics?

    January 18th, 2018  |  22 mins 14 secs
    aeroplanes, alcohol, booze, motion sickness, travel, travel sickness, work

    Lorin is suffering from an unusual ailment, alcohol is poison again, and Stew recommends the following on Audible (or, you know, if you can read): Man's Search for Meaning - Viktor E. Frankl

  • Episode 671: Staff are encouraged to boogie

    January 12th, 2018  |  23 mins 27 secs

    In which Stew discusses not having a career (despite a promising one as a bonon joke writer), going off the booze (eye roll emoji) and we discuss expie management (they're not only low but they're funky).