Stupidly Small

Two excellent idiots discuss a range of important topics

About the show

The Stupidly Small Podcast is a short daily podcast conversation between two people who can't really believe they're friends. Funny, occasionally insightful, always honest, this is half an hour a day shared between people who have one thing in common: they do this podcast together.

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  • Episode 751: City mouse and country mouse

    February 14th, 2021  |  30 mins 50 secs
    arrested, cats, covid, lorin clarke, real estate, stewart farrell

    Welcome back!

  • Episode 750: Corona Shaming

    April 18th, 2020  |  24 mins 54 secs
    corona virus, covid19, lorin clarke, stew farrell, stewart farrell

    In which Stew finds a way to be cross with chalk drawings.

  • Episode 749: Stupidly Revived

    March 26th, 2020  |  23 mins 55 secs
    coronavirus, covid19, login clarke, stewart farrell, stupidly big, stupidly small

    In which we make coronavirus all about us.

  • Episode 748: The flame thrower edition

    August 4th, 2019  |  27 mins 34 secs
    death, dieting, loin clarke, podcasting, stewart farrell

    In which we meet Stewart Farrell on an empty stomach...

  • Episode 747: Living in a humpy, holidaying like a dog

    July 21st, 2019  |  27 mins 20 secs
    flying, holiday, job, lorin clarke, podcasting, radio, stew farrell, stewart farrell, work

    In which Stew decides he is a city mouse, and Lorin defends the seals.

  • Episode 746: Is there anybody out there?

    June 23rd, 2019  |  30 mins 59 secs
    lorin clarke, podcasting, recording, stewart farrell

    Hello everybody - say hi if you still exist won't you. Today we talked about how much we like doing our daily podcast.

  • Episode 745: Covered in man cream

    May 5th, 2019  |  32 mins 38 secs
    climate change, horse racing, lorin clarke, stewart farrell, stupidly big, stupidly small

    Look. There's a lot in this episode. We talk about the horrors of horse racing and trigger warnings and climate change and Farrell 2.0 tells us about pushing the lever on the man cream dispenser.

  • Episode 744: Yeah boi!

    April 28th, 2019  |  27 mins 17 secs
    awkwardness, cat fishing, dining out, idiots, lorin clarke, stewart farrell

    Hello all! Today we talk about social embarrassment and catfishing. But don't worry: STEWART IS NOT A CREEP. The waitress whose address he asked for even said so.

  • Episode 743: Breakfast Still Sucks

    April 3rd, 2019  |  35 mins 7 secs
    life, lorin clarke, stewart farrell, t-shirt

    They call me Bruce: classic or not?

  • Episode 742: Prima Donna

    March 23rd, 2019  |  33 mins 47 secs
    beer, friends, lorin clarke, podcasting, stewart farrell, water

    It's different when you're in the same room.

  • Episode 741: The Ultra Non Norm

    February 11th, 2019  |  32 mins 59 secs
    house parties, neighbours, police, real estate

    In which we tie up some loose ends. We use the word loin.

  • Episode 740: Ham Trip

    December 12th, 2018  |  23 mins 52 secs
    christmas, ham, lorin clarke, promises, stewart farrell

    In which Stewart reveals two rather massive pieces of news and makes a lot of promises he can't keep. Thanks for sticking with us, everyone.

  • Episode 739: The positivity episode

    November 17th, 2018  |  40 mins 1 sec
    alcohol, books, kids, lorin clarke, martini, reading, stewart farrell

    In which Stew drinks a martini, talks to the kids, struggles to say liquor land outlet, and coins the wonderful term #chutme

  • Episode 738: It must be the table rocking

    November 11th, 2018  |  29 mins 25 secs
    axe throwing, football, horse racing, lorin clarke, stewart farrell

    In this podcast we discuss horse racing and axe throwing. This was recorded on Friday - thanks to The Jackpot for editing the swear word out in spectacular fashion.

  • Episode 737: Burn the world katay

    October 24th, 2018  |  28 mins 42 secs
    bird, competition, ice cream, lorin clarke, prize, stewart farrell, work

    Stew's note for the day: I'm telling you how to live. Please let us know if you agree with him on the stupid ice cream thing. And remember THERE IS A PRIZE ON OFFER!

  • Episode 736: Fear v desire

    October 18th, 2018  |  29 mins 53 secs
    lorin clarke, podcast, stewart farrell, stupidly small

    Thanks for everyone for getting in touch - keep em coming because we're going to open Lorin's lunchbox next week.